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April 2007 - coming up to 9 months: out as long as they were in

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StealthPolarBear · 30/12/2007 09:33

Well I was going to start this thread saying that hopefully things have settled down for all of us, but I know they haven't for some.
We have all done really well to get this far and deserve a huge pat on the back for being such fantastic mums! (twin mums, have two pats on the back each)
I also wanted to say thank you for all the support, especially in the last week or so.
Well this is rapidly turning into an oscars acceptance speech so I'll stop there!

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Octo · 31/12/2007 00:05

My year
January - April PG with SPD
April 16 - Flash arrived
APril - December - no sleep
Christmas - quiet

Resolution: not to shout at my kids just becaus ethey are annoying me - must have a good reason!

CaptainDippy · 31/12/2007 00:05

Not that would be telling

PillockOfTheCommunity · 31/12/2007 00:06

Elkie - some suggestions
you fell madly in love with a fellow passenger on the train home and asked him/her to have your babies?
you are really Alfie the trucker?
you are really Kerry Katona?
you eat cats for dinner on fridays?

CaptainDippy · 31/12/2007 00:06
Hmm
Octo · 31/12/2007 00:07

sperm

PillockOfTheCommunity · 31/12/2007 00:07

what?
at least they are interesting!

Octo · 31/12/2007 00:07

Sorry, semen

PillockOfTheCommunity · 31/12/2007 00:07

Dippy has a nose blocked with sperm

NorthernLurkerwithastarontop · 31/12/2007 00:07

Yes - so what is it - sultanas, chocolate, concrete, mohair wool?

Better not be SNOT - you would be lowering the tone - and it's normally so classy around here

CaptainDippy · 31/12/2007 00:07

A penguin. Obviously.

PillockOfTheCommunity · 31/12/2007 00:07

that'd be where you're going wrong on the getting pg front then

Octo · 31/12/2007 00:08

rofl x post nl!

AngeG · 31/12/2007 00:08

ROFL at sperm/semen!! Blocking Dippy's nose I presume?

fpesha · 31/12/2007 00:08

Some very roffly x posts there!!

PillockOfTheCommunity · 31/12/2007 00:08

classy
you can tell she's new here

CaptainDippy · 31/12/2007 00:08

I do not have someone else's bodily fludi up my right nostril.

NorthernLurkerwithastarontop · 31/12/2007 00:08

Hmmmmmmm - your dh's nosebleed is taking on a sinister light!

Octo · 31/12/2007 00:09

hmm maybe someone should tell her which orifices work and which don't re conceiving or maybe give mr dippy a sharp slap!

fpesha · 31/12/2007 00:09

Pmsl

PillockOfTheCommunity · 31/12/2007 00:09

you don't like peas so when dh did them for tea you hid them up your nose?

AngeG · 31/12/2007 00:09

I pity the poor people trying to catch up on this tomorrow

CaptainDippy · 31/12/2007 00:10

Think it might be bedtime in DippyLand - best drag my carcass into our blood-soaked bed .......

Octo · 31/12/2007 00:10

Saying your dh has a nosebleed so you can give him a blowjob while on mn is simply not pc

NorthernLurkerwithastarontop · 31/12/2007 00:10

This whole evening has been one big x post - and POTC - is it not classy around here?

I'm dismayed - I was assured this was the classiest outfit on the web - have I been misled by your merry japes?

PillockOfTheCommunity · 31/12/2007 00:10

sorry dippy!