Got an <1 year old. It's 1pm. So far I've achieved...

[Carouselfish]

Trained and brushed two dogs.
Put laundry on.
Fed baby breakfast, changed three nappies and dowmne an emergency bath due to vomit.
Put baby to sleep and eaten two lunches while watching some shitty reality TV. Praying she doesn't wake up because I want more coffee.

This feels like a lot. I subscribe to the nobody dead, everybody fed mentality. If you achieve that, that's fine.

How's everyone else doing?

That's amazing. You have done loads. I usually haven't even changed my knickers or brushed my teeth til way after 1pm.

That sounds like an achievement to me!
I’m much like you, as long as we are all fed, watered and happy what else is there? Everything else can wait.
Today I have looked after the baby as usual, watched a lot of crap TV whilst doing it. Bathed the baby after a puke in her bouncer chair. Basic tidy of the kitchen, emptied and loaded the dishwasher, done 3 loads of washing and eaten bbq sausage sandwiches and a big wedge of chocolate cake!