Fantasy cabinet - who's in yours?

[Rhinestone]

In the absence of an actual Cabinet, who's in your fantasy cabinet? Here's mine!

Prime Minister - Caitlin Moran, Times Columnist
Chancellor - JK Rowling as she's good at making money imaginatively
Foreign Secretary - Michael Palin
Home Secretary - Sharmi Chakrabarti, Director of Liberty
Justice - Judge Judy
Defence - Reepicheep the Mouse from the Narnia books
Environment - Ben Fogle, phwoooaaarrr
Children, Schools and Families - the Mumsnet collective!

I'm wondering if the younger Miliband brothers, Steve and Glenn, will get a chance.

Lol Unquietdad!!

Pm - Kirsty Allsop
Chancellor - Vince Cable (i know, i know - hardly a flight of fancy)
Foreign Secretary - Judith Chalmers
Home Sec - Helena Kennedy
Justice - my DD aged 6.5 (well developed sense of fair play)
Defence - Hit Girl from Kick-Ass Movie
Environment - Kevin McCloud

PM - Scottishmummy coz she's so Wise and Clever and good with the word stuff.

Prime Minister - Colin Firth- cute newspaper fodder.
Chancellor - Richard Branson
Foreign Secretary - Simon Calder - journalist Home Secretary - My Mum
Justice - My old primary school headmaster Mr Clarke (slight problem if he's no longer alive - may have to improvise , everyone was so scared of him)
Defence - Chris Ryan (ex SAS and author)
Environment - John Craven Ben Fogle, phwoooaaarrr
Children, Schools and Families - Me
Minister for sport - Sportacus
Minister for Food - John Theroud (sp)

education - dh
health - me
PM - John Smith (deid)
Chancellor - Vince Cable
Foreign Secretary - Robin Cook (deid)
Home Affairs - Sarah
Defence - Menzies Campbell

Home Affairs - Sarah Teather not some random Sarah

pm - me
chancelor - numberjacks
health - zingzillas
food - big cook ben
sport - anty mabel
education - mr tumble
foreign sec - mama mirabbelle
defence - police man out of balamory
environment - all the green baloon club

I would just send in our entire Playmobil cabinet, headed up by Norman the Foreman.

Especially important would be Ken the beverage minister and Len the biscuit minister.

Home Secretary - Sharmi Chakrabarti, Director of Liberty No! No! No! What a nightmare. Nothing will get done everything will be in court for years. Would you want to be on a jury for two or three years. No someone fair with swift idea of Justice and fairplay erhh........ Jeremy Clarkson

Now while I'm making tea I will think of the other minsters.

Thought of another -

Transport - Phileas Fogg

And Moira Stuart to be made Newsreader-in-Chief and returned to our screens, hurrah!

Prime Minister - Helena Kennedy
Chancellor - Martin Lewis
Foreign Secretary - Shami Chakrabarti
Home Office - Gene Hunt
Education - Stephen Fry
Culture - Sandi Toksvig
Children and Families - Jo Brand
Health - Robert Winston
Environment - Kate Humble
Scotland - Miss Hoolie
Wales - The Bobinogs

I like Pud1's cabinate.
Although I'd go for the doodle do crew for education.

Vince Cable as chancellor rather than Gideon Osborne in the event of a LD-Con coalition.

Charles Kennedy - PM
Stephen Fry as Health Minsters
Terry Waite - Justice
Ona King Foreign - Secretary
Williams Hague - Home Secretary
Culture - Boris Johnson
Sport - Dame Kelly Holmes
Children & families -Jamie Oliver

Prime Minister - Peter Mandelson
Chancellor - Phillip Green
Foreign Secretary - Simon Cowell
Home Secretary - David Starkey
Justice - Mablean Deloris Ephriam (From old episodes of Divorce Court)
Defence - Simon Weston
Environment - Kate Humble
Children, Schools and Families - DS2's Fab Portage worker

Terry Waite?!!! Nooooo.

About 30 clones of me obv.

My fantasy cabinet

PM - Benjamin Sisko, because he is tough and also quite easy on the eyes
Chancellor - Carol Vordeman (let's get her doing something useful for a change!)
Foreign Scretary - Willy Fog (because he is well travelled and rescues people!)
Defense Secretary - Kara "Starbuck" Thrace, coz she don't taking frakkin' shit from anyone.
Education Secretary - Anthony Stewart Head (well read, and makes good coffee!)
Sports Minister - Chris from Boogie Beebies
Justice - Karl "Helo" Agathon, because he is such a knight in shining armour.

It's a bit late now, but I like the game ...

PM: Germaine Greer
Chancellor: Nicola Horlick
Foreign Secretary: The Queen
Home Secretary: Sarah Teather
Justice: Judge Judy
Defence: Kate Adie
Culture: Melvyn Bragg
Environment: Jeremy Clarkson
Education: a teacher

Not sure about the other posts, but Benjamin Zephaniah for Culture, Media and Sport.