Let's face it MUMSNET BROKE THE ELECTION

[SuSylvester]

never again will they ask us to get involved
blardy women

Su - too right. Worcester woman and Essex man never created all this havoc! MNHQ - whilst everyone's busy patching it up - erase all mention of the MN election, and we'll all hide.

By that logic Labour broke the election. If every Labourite had voted Tory Cameron would have a massive majority

Helvg. You heard.

Rustybear. UKIP are neither useless or irrelavant, they have caused a hung parliament, we will do it again if another election is called. Tories had asked UKIP PPCs not to stand, "no chance!" unfortunately we let in that @1@!! Ed Balls. should have stepped down in his constituency.

course it is our fault, we are women.
It's our fault we get depressed because we want to 'have it all'. High house prices are our fault. Delinquent teens and the breakdown of order in schools are our fault. It is our fault we get raped for wearing short skirts and having the temerity to leave the house once in a while

'crystal is probably right - if every UKIP voter had voted Tory, DC would apparently have got 21 more seats.

And there was me thinking UKIP were useless.... '

Rustybear that made me lol

It is all our fault. We encouraged thousands of women to go out and vote.

What a good job Johnny Boden didn't run eh!?

Clegg, Clegg long in the leg. Wears it to the left, fastened with a peg. Wiggles at Cam-man, shakes it at Brown.
Powershares his pair all over the town.
This one has a long one, this on is short, this one has a green one (now there's a new retort.)
All sorts of swinging, left and to the right
In a circle, up and down, with trousers much too tight.
Who will run the country, which deal will he take
Bartering and dealing in a nest of trouser snakes!

Twasn't that bad

Very good WMMC maybe you should send that to Mr Clegg?

I think he has enough to worry about without stalking by rhyme

Clairedeloon. The facts speak for themselves.

Ham

wmmc. That is completely unnecessary!

WMMC - remember what happened the last time you got carried away setting a man's anatomy to rhyme? Haiku anyone?

Oh that wasn't the last time - that was just the last time I did it here

pmsl wmmc!

Bigbadmummy. Have you seen Camerons' willy? have you got a photo? do post it!

WMMC

Oh Dave, dearest Dave, your face is so shiney.
But alas darling Dave, your majority is tiny
Your lead is tiny, teeny tiny
Really quite surprising
Two days later, no solution is arising.

Mr Brown, Mr Brown sitting in a squat
Waiting for Mr Clegg to come say ye or not.
No-one likes changing things, telling different stories
But let's face facts, not many of us, opted to vote tory!

oh yes you just KNOW Boris is the most honourable member of the lot.

As for photos of Cameron's willy I couldn't possibly show the documentary evidence.

Actually it was my sister's fault. My mum said so nur.

If the Tories won or it was a hung parliament it was my sisters fault and she was to be banned from the family home.

My mum is deeply ashamed that she brought up two Lib Dem voters and a Tory voter. My Grandad would die of shame if she dared to tell him.

BBM - actually yes you are correct.

and please, if you do have evidence of the latter, do keep it to yourself. Some of us are eating!