America with inevitably dominate the world!

[MsAmerica]

Do you want to know why?

It's because we can teleport!

I thought this might amuse you. Gregg Phillips, a high-ranking governmental person at the Federal Emergency Management Agency, claims that he has teleported. (Personally, I think it sounds more like an alcoholic black-out.) Comedians are having a field day mocking him.

Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before
‘Teleporting is no fun.’
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/20/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house

Trump Asks 'Was He Kidding?' After Hearing FEMA Official's Claim About Teleporting to Waffle House: 'Sounds a Little Strange'
https://people.com/trump-reacts-fema-official-claim-teleported-waffle-house-11949461

Didn’t Psycho Pete accidentally quote a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction as well 😂

Bloody hell, you know someone’s completely batshit when even Trump questions what they’re saying.

Mind you, they could raise a few $$$ by selling whatever drugs he’s on!

Yes! Hilarious!

Or, it would be hilarious if it weren't so frightening that he's doing it at all. A great article by Frank Bruni mentioned that Hegseth has “Deus Vult” tattoed.

China may have an issue with US domination of the world.