Ha HAHAHA. Boris Johnson is off to Iran this weekend

[LaurieFairyCake]

Literally the funniest thing I've read today

To secure the release of that poor women he stabbed in the back

Maybe they would do a straight swap?

God that would be AMAZING !

Actually if they offered falafel for him we should take it

I have never wanted a "Like" button before @Mumsnut but I wish we had one for your comment.

I sincerely hope he is successful

I just had a glimpse into the future.

'Mummy how did WW3 start?'

'Well darling it all started about 10 mins after Boris Johnsons plane landed'

Why do we allow him out of the country?!

Oh good god.

Sorry, not finding the funny at all. He could get her killed.

It's not like he's just an idiot for laffs in Parliament. This is the unspeakable fool who started quoting The Road to Mandalay in Burma, because... well fuck knows why. Not a diplomatic triumph.

Although, straight swap sounds attractive.

Ditto falafel...

I hope he is successful too.

If he isn’t, I hope someone hides a copy of “how to teach journalism” in his coat pocket, just before airport security

Why do we allow him out of the country

Just why do we allow him

First thing Boris’ dad said when he came out of the (I’m a celebrity) jungle, ‘Is Boris still the foreign secretary?’