Well I told a school inspector in my O level Scripture lesson that the book of Ezekiel must have been written by someone on drugs - lots of vivid images, colours, valley of the dry bones rising up etc...
It has to be said he blanched a bit (as did my Scripture teacher ) but I found (and still find) it a pretty reasonable explanation... But then I'm pretty rabidly agnostic, so will now retire to a quiet corner...