World according to Joe: Suggestions needed please.

[juliet123]

Joe's theory of the creation on the world. Charles darwins theory can not be right as there were no witnesses and as he did not see it for himself how can it be true?
World was created by a giant turtle playing with a piece of wallpaper. Giant turtle stands on the wllpaper and makes giant holes. These holes make the sea, the remaining complete wall paper makes the land. The turtle then screws up the paper which creates the earth. He then makes plants, animals and people out of clay and places them on the earth. The giant turtle then explodes in a burst of energy and makes the sun.
I was gobsmacked! Can anyone think of a reply to this? Joe's 8 by the way. Many thanks.

joe sounds v. imaginative. i would say "well done joe - have you been watching re-runs of monkey magic?" or was it hercules....

Ah, but who made the turtle?

I don't know. I'll ask him later but I'll stick a bottle of wine on it that he says it was made from an alien from outerspace. We have never seen monkey magic or hercules, ohh, what a sheltered life he has!