I was ordering a phone from Tesco and they sent me a pin code. I looked at phone to get code and put the phone down. Didn't touch it again and no one else had access to it. Next time i look at the phone there is an outgoing message, apparently from me in spidery handwriting saying "Happy Birthday" - the ay was on the next line as if it wouldn't fit. I have now sussed how you do this - you turn the phone sideways. There were a few pre-written choices I could see but Happy Birthday wasn't one of them. Anyway, the weird thing is that it is my birthday next wee and it looked like my deceased'd brother's handwriting - am I going mad?