Nutella Theory

[PrettyCandles]

If you have an unpleasant job to do, go at it wholeheartedly, get it over and done with, then it won't hang around to bother you any more.

Translates as

If you have a jar of Nutella, go at it wholeheartedly, eat it with a spoon straight from the jar, then it won't hang around to bother you any more.

AIBU?

What other rules of life can be translated into Nutella Theory?

OMG! I thought I was the only person with this little secret.

Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today, because if you like it today you can buy another jar tomorrow.

I find the total avoidance of Nutella to be the best course of action because it is nasty stuff

A blasphemer!