Name changed for reasons that will become apparent 
Had a sexy dream last night which woke me up in a most disturbed manner, and was wondering if anyone had any idea what it could mean.
There was no actual sex but it was all about the run-up, flirting and anticipation. That's the normal bit.
Problem is, the subject of my ardour was the friend of a teenage boyfriend who I found quite unattractive and who I think felt the same about me.
During the dream I was made aware of his shortcomings- halitosis, acne, even a boil on his neck which stank ('ew' emoticon), and he was not slow in mentioning my flabby tummy and saggy boobs.
Yet there was a definite frisson of arousal in the dream and a conclusion that sex was inevitable.
Thankfully I woke up before it got any further.
Bit freaked out, frankly, anyone got any opinions on what the hell my subconcious is up to?