So there I was, trotting happily from Olympia tube to the Erotica exhibition, had to pass by some people singing with guitars. One of whom leapt at me with a leaflet.
Me: What's this?
Leafleter: It's the Alpha Course.
Me: No thanks, the Alpha course is a scam
Leafleter: Why, what do you mean?
Me: well, first of all, there are no gods. Secondly, it's rightwing homophobic misogynistic bullshit. ANd I do hope you break free of it. Bye now.
Me:
Leafleter: