ever drive you insane??
Mine do!! I'm confined to my office tonight after a military type operation from my pets earlier on today who seem to have all decided to gang up on me!
It all started with my DH's cat who decided last week that she hates DH and has been trying to skin him alive! At the same time, she has also decided that she adores me and insists on doing the wrapping herself around my legs thing every single time I move!
She has now taken up residence on the stairs and I'm convinced she is trying to bump me off! What resulted tonight was me clinging to the banister while she got so tangled up that she slipped through the rails and landed on her head. Undeterred, she marched off chattering to herself and then tripped me up in the kitchen for good measure!
Dog1, who has the extremely irritating habit of biting his nails really loudly had been doing this for hours, which is why I buggered off upstairs in the first place. I made myself a cuppa and decided to have a sit down to recover from the cat incident when he jumped up beside me and poked me over and over again with his razor sharp nails for attention which ended up with tea everywhere and burnt legs!
Having got up again and cleaned up, Dog2 came and sat infront of me, staring right through me like something posessed and panting constantly. After about 10 mins, I cracked and told him to go and lie down. He went and sat facing the wall, huffing!
OK, so then I felt guilty so it was biscuits and cuddles all round and everyone was happy.
I dozed off on the sofa only to be woken by the sound of plastic rustling..yes, Dog3 was in the bin, picking out only the used tea bags, carrying them to my lovely NEW fluffy rug and mashing them all in!
It's now the middle of the night and I'm afraid to go to sleep incase they have dismantled the house when I wake up, and I'm dreading trying to tackle the stairs again incase the cat does eventually manage to finish me off!
Am I the only one who has pets who sulk, have temper tantrums, who know exactly how to annoy me and gererally seem to be slightly loony!
I love them all to bits but sometimes I could swear they are all the people I have ever pissed off disguised in fur coats!
I have definately lost my mind