the wonderful things our pets do

[RaraAvis]

i wormed my dog two days ago, this morning she jumps on my bed and starts dragging her arse across our sheets. nice. i shout at her to get off the bed and start fuming about the price of worming tablets that don't even work.. mutter.. mutter..
only to notice, no thats not why she's dragging her arse across my sheets! it's because she's got poo stuck in her bum! and i had to get some tissue and pull it out of her before wiping her bum for her.
i love saturday mornings!
it's a good job we love our pets becuase sometimes i start to wonder.. anyone else have thier furry 'friend' do something wonderful for them recently?!

To paraphrase... So many disgusting pet anecdotes. So little time.

With four cats, and now four dogs, stepping in something squishy where there really shouldn't be anything squishy is par for the course in this house.

My most memorable yuck tale was having to pull a long piece of silver lametta, that had earlier been decorating the Christmas tree, from one of my cats bottoms. Christmas doesn't get much more exciting than that.

I just LOVE scrubbing the fox shit from my dogs neck, where she has ground it right in (bleurgh)

Also when they eat poo- and then puke it up! That to me is the very very worst experience in the world!

The very, very worst experience jooly? Try sitting in the back of car with a dog who has been eating poo washed down with grass and salt water. The dog got car sick. It was laying on my lap at the time. I had to be hosed down in the yard before I was allowed in the house.

Just to make it slightly worse.... I was 14. The boy over the road was also 14. He went to my school. I fancied him.

God I loved that dog