Anyone know how Woofa is?

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There was a hilarious thread last month about poot Woofa losing his - erm - testiclays. Anyone know how he's getting along 'ohne seine Testikel'?

I would change my name, Woofa - but Coco would get too jealous. She says I have a man of my own (well, dh, but we won't argue over technicalities) and have already had puppies babies of my own, so do not deserve the love of Woofa.

Perhaps you and I could have a platonic friendship, where I say nice things to you, and provide a steady stream of gravy bones, and you stand/walk/sit/lie around looking handsome - each of us therefore playing to our strengths.

Du hast vorgotten mein overwhelming animal magnetism, SDTG.

Not only ist zat mein biggest strength, Ich reckons zat du vood not be able to rezizt 70kg of prime Swiss man dog.

Woofa
You keep your Swiss beef to yourself, thanks very much. Daphne is a lady and does not appreciate your coarse innuendos.

You will have to learn to be more gentle and subtle if you wish to woo Daphne.

Send her flowers, or doggie chocs.

More James Bond than Mr T

The swiss do make delicious chocolate, don't they MmeLindt? I am sure coco would appreciate a little woo too!

Unfortunately my old girl is a little past it fragile for Woofa love these days as she's 15. She did tell me she's not too old to look though and rates Woofa as 'hot'

Poor woofa. He obviously hasn't twigged that his days as bitch magnet ended with that trip to the vet.

On the other hand, I have a very sleek Germanic gentleman with everything intact. Perhaps Coco and Daphne would like to make his aquaintance instead?

Ah well - poor Woofa. Talking about it is all he's got now

woofa sends his regards to coco, daphne and says to grimma he is stil all male, he still has his rather large lipstick