bella, why thank you!

[morethanyoubargainfor]

I have just recieved 72 packets of naturediet from berriewoods on your reccommendation.

Now where the farking heck do i put it i wander so i decide to empty 2 of the 5 shelves in woofas cupboard and find lots of stuff, like puppy leads, bowls, brushes etc that i have hardly ever used but it did remind me of victors puppyhood! so i throw all the exccess away with a tear in the eye, and have room for all the nature diet. HURRAHH

Woofa's are very pleased indeed .

lol - you're welcome, morethan.

I would suggest you consult Bedlam for tips on building a ND wall.

Mrs L has 400 packs coming soon, so she will be watching with interest

400 thought my 72 was enough!

I have very neat stacking of the ND but not entirely sure it whether it could be classed as a wall though .

My name is MrsL and I'm addicted to Naturediet

we share your pain additicion MrsL .

I love it even more now i can buy it alot cheaper than i have been at rip off at home!

I am rather worried about the sheer size of the wall I will have to create with the 22st of dog food I have ordered. Might I need to employ an architect and apply for planning permission?

You're addicted, MrsL?

That would explain why you ordered so much.

Honey, it's for the dogs.

Although I grant you that the fish variety is quite good on toast

Really? Just for dogs? You'll be telling me I have to stop snacking on gravy bones next

Was going to really lower the tone there by saying "and licking myself at inappropriate times" but thought better of it!

Wash your filthy hound mouth out, MrsL.

You are lowering the tone.

Can't, it's full of naturediet

The sad thing is, despite my imminent arrival of the UK's entire stock of ND, I'm still going to have to go out and buy more tomorrow because I've completely run out.

And not because I keep eating it

Did you try that ND casserole recipe I posted the link for?

It is quite good in the slow cooker MrsL!

your fiflthy hound mouth is more than welcome here .

Actually, MrsL, I have no problem with you talking about licking yourself at inappropriate times.

I do, however, wonder what you would consider to be an appropriate time?

In my defence, by 'licking myself' I meant my wrist and by 'inappropriate places' I meant the queue at the bank

It's bella's mind that's in the gutter....

Actually, I think the vision of some mad woman furiously licking her wrist whilst paying her gas bill is more worrying than the smut. I shall quit while I'm ahead!

MrsL - welcome to the Filthy Flexible and Frankly a Little Odd section.

It was getting lonely in here

Bedlam - I think you ought to talk about your ND in k's.

I ordered 1k of ND. Sounds so cool

Glad to be a member

1,000 packs?! I don't feel so bad anymore! I did consider buying a whole year's worth but reined myself in and just bought enough for six months. There's some self control for you!

wonders where i would put 1k of ND ???

I want to join the 'flithy flexible and frankly a little odd section.
i want to belong somewhere for once in my life .

I feel all inferior now with my 72 packets, but i do know gravy bones are just like twiglets and shapes are fab apart from the black ones and greenies turn faeces green if onew has consumed enough .

SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the little odd bit sorted - say something filthy, touch your toes and you'll be in!

there are no inappropriate times to lick yourself, infact the more people interperet it as inappropriate the better! Could bring a whole new meaning to the world of 'dogging' .

BTW just touched toes and a bloody big fart just whooshed out .

So am I in?

That depends, where did it whoosh out from?

Well it whooshed so fast it really was hard to tell . Probably every possile hole

pmsl

I said 'bollocks', touched my toes and the cat licked my face.

x post morethan - how I wish I hadn't seen that

surely i haven't shocked you have i Bella? I am on my best behaviour tonight .