Well done for getting this far
Our 3 year old female (spayed) cat has just jumped up on DH for a cuddle, and when he put his hand underneath her to support her she squirted a clear, disgustingly smelly liquid all over him She was soaked all round her back end it stinks to high heaven - am I right in thinking it'll be her anal glands? I always thought the leakage from that was milky, but this was totally clear. She's at the vets tomorrow anyway for her boosters, so I'll ask her then. But in the meantime DH is very keen to know what was deposited all overy him. He initially thought she'd peed on him (oh, how I laughed!) but it definitely wasn't that - it smelt like fishy poo (boak)
We've cleaned her up and she seems fine, she's sleeping now like nothing happened. I'm inclined to think she was just trying to take attention away from the bald puppy!