black cats - a design fault imo

[SherriHewsonsNipple]

i keep sitign on ours

Did you not know you need to change your sofas to provide contrast???

That's why cats have claws. To help humans learn...

oyu know when you think you can see enough in a room nto to put lights on...
poor cat

Its a bit like winnie the witch

don't you have lights in your house?

not every room
c ant be asrsed

your poor cat was arsed though wasn't he?

by yours

lol
very good
poor poor cat
i mean we HAVE lights. but i dont always put them on in every room

Bleach the poor bugger before you kill him.

Paint bits of him white with tip-ex, then he can be a 'toon army' cat like mine.

My parents have a white cat and a black cat. You end up sitting/standing on both tbh, they are both very blendy.

I end up treading on mine a lot. Nothing to do with him being black, it's to do with his habit of being just behind me so when I turn round I trip over him.

There's potentially an element of choice here. Our cat doesn't blend with the upholstery, but she's still pretty damn quick when my nether regions hove into sight.

Gain weight, if you love your cat. You're obviously light enough to make after-crush cuddling worth it.

Ah, yes but if they are black and white, they blend niether with light or dark colours. So I refer you again to my tip-ex sugestion.

"A black cat in a dark dark cellar is hard to find"

the black cat

When we had a black and white cat he cleverly shed white fur on dark clothes and black fur or white clothes. How are you Sherri?

Black and white cats are definitely the worst of both worlds for shedding. Good job mine are short-haired or it'd be truly awful.

One of them has more black than the other, and if sufficiently curled up IS practically invisible on the dark blue sofa - haven't quite sat on him yet but it's been a close run thing. He wouldn't stand a chance.

I regularly approach DH's discarded black jumper and speak to it, thinking it is one of the cats.