Why isthe small dog trying to get it on with the big dog?

[EccentricaGallumbits]

Small dog - 'whole' - just over a year old.
Big dog - castrated - nearly 10.

Small dog is always trying to get big dog to play. Big dog does play while his patience lasts.

This evening after their walk small dog decided their relationship was ready to go one step further and has been trying to hump big dog all evening. sniffing his bits, washing his ears and generally making a love sick fool of himself.

to complete this picture small dog is a miniature dachshund. Big dog is a large and hairy border collie.

Why?

at least both being male i won't have to worry about little accidents.

omg bella those pics roflmfao

ps - you DID know what a gimp mask was, you are just trying to be bashful x

Arf - tried explaining to dh what a gimp mask was the other day.
'Where did you find out about that?', he asked.

bring out the gimp.

the gimp's sleeping

well wake him up.

and no doubt you blamed dh about me

I told him the truth, that's all.

He'd like to meet you though...

hmmmmmmmmm,this blonde doesnt do anything naughty - unless in front of hammies lol

Noooooo! Don't make me watch them having sex on the sofa again, says Blondie's Hammie

hehe - did you like the garlic btw?

Oh yes - thanks to you, Blondie, I now have irrational fears of garlic cloves that look like a woman's bum squeezed into suspenders, turkeys that look like a woman's arse in a yoga position, and a full working knowledge of sex toys.

Handy hint, everyone - if Blondie ever CATs you, do not reply

each time I read this I think of dudley moore

what was worse, garlic or the turkey i sent at xmas?

btw,i am a sweetie, and anyone can cat me

The turkey. Definitely.

Off to bed now.

Saw this & thought of you x

aww thats sweet

thank you

off to snuggle against mr blondes now - nighty night xx