It's carnage at my house...

[BellasSparklyBaubles]

Just spent half an hour practising my best horizontal mattress sutures.
My pheasant has lost a wing and has his throat cut.
The chicken has no head left. At all.
The bear has probably lost a lung.
The monkey has had a pretty radical lobotomy.
And Triceratops looks like he lost an argument with T Rex.

Anyone else's dogs just destroy their soft toys?

hhhmmmm

no
but Im a meanie and she only has one at a time ....

Dont give mine soft toys for fear they will cofuse them with my toddlers toys,dd3 does not take kindly to her teddies having their limbs chewed off

No, soft toys are fine, she's very attached to squeaky pup and risked the wrath of the scary Hoover to make a daring rescue to save her yesterday. However computer mice and the rest of the house are not faring so well.

Well, the situation has deteriorated overnight.

Monkey has no brain left at all.

It's all over my kitchen floor.

Poor Monkey - he's still grinning, though. Such a brave chap

My puppy loves his soft toy. His mum gave it a good slobber before he left the breeder. He plays rough games with the doggy toy that he used to with his litter mates. Mind you after only 5 days the toy is looking a little worse for wear. I suspect he will be getting through a fair few soft toys.

Dd1's bedtime toy is a soft dog. I hate to think what would happen if the pup got near that toy. I have told dd1 to keep it well away, and hopefully at the age of 9 she will do this. Otherwise it is bye-bye dd1's toy which she has had since the age of 5.

I blame our puppy for having the most dull Christmas present request EVER, viz, tea towels. He's shredded the lot. It's almost... almost... as if DH has trained him, so as to avoid doing any drying up at all.

pmsl bella

so while you were shagging dh, your woofa went on a killing spree

our 10.5 stone puppy horse destroyed a camel yesterday - humps and all

Given what you've told me of your Woofa, Blondie, I'm surprised he didn't hump the camel's humps while he was at it

Poor monkey

Bella its a week night what on earth where you doing shagging DH? and now the pheasant has had it. You are reckless and uncaring!

Wildfig check OH pockets for that clicker and remove it right now

Thats nothing! My 10 month old labradoodle has eaten half a sofa in the garden room where I shut them in when we were out. I had forgotten how destructive puppies can be, the older dogs just looked a bit bemused

I had to pick up the monkey's dismembered face as I was cooking dinner tonight, elastamum.

And you think your situation is worse ?

My dog only gets one soft toy at a time.

She had a cuddly christmas dog but it's just rag now - she ripped it's ears and legs off and pulled out the stuffing.

She still loves it though

touche bella

sex before 9pm - will have a chat to mr blondes about that

as a puppy woofa did have a squeaky duck, like a mallard, actually think he got through3 or 4 of them - literally tore their heads off

and dont forget what he did to my furry slippers last year - now those were slaughtered

luckily my lovely mb got me a new pair of sheepskin furry slippers

Sorry, I am losing track of this thread now.

My dogs chewed the monkey's head off.

Ergo Bella was having sex

...and now it was before 9pm, fgs?

Who is this Bella woman?

I would, shiney, I would, but the pink marzipan has leaked all over the walrus' briefcase

well you did post about it at 20.44 .......... rofl

...your French maid's tu -tu, perchance?

We got a soft toy pheasant for our brown lab puppy. It squeaked, and she loved it - but unfortunately it kept coming apart at the seams and, despite my best suturing efforts, eventually it became phlat pheasant, and a new phat pheasant was acquired - and quickly disembowelled all over the downstairs!

Oh, and in the past 24 hours, she's eaten 400g of chestnuts and stolen a pack of lamb chops that are for supper. Plus nicked a load of cardboard from the recycling and shredded it all over the garden. And she's eaten one of my shoes - a new one.....

Nok Tok bit it today.

Yo Jo JO is in mourning.

evils in general direction of Hound

chestnuts - yummy - mine ate babys sick off floor

might have been mb french maids outfit - pmsl