Who was it that pulled a pair of tights out of their dog's bum?

[Buda]

Because I have just had to do something similar!

Codie (7 mth lab) was out in garden and wanted to come back inside. I noticed something hanging from her bottom. Long poo. Yuck.

So I triple bagged my hands and grabbed some kitchen roll and went out to her. At this stage she is trying to get to it but twisting round in circles. I finally manage to grab her and get a grip. I pull. She makes a little yelp. Out comes poo and the inside stuffing of the bed she chewed up yesterday!

DH owes me SO much money for that.

I can't even pick up poo in the garden without heaving.

And yes this is the muddy dog from yesterday!

She is lucky she is cute I tell you!

Nobody warns you of these moments when you are oohing and aahing over the Andrex ad!

Nice innit?

My Boxer eats grass, though I pull her away whenever I can. She often has to have poo necklaces pulled out of her. She also chewed up a fabric toy once and this happenned. Very pannicky behaviour whilst it is stuck.

OH

MY

GOD

Once one of my cats ran by with a poo smeared tie from a black bin bag hanging out of her butt........ I stood on it .......
BLEUGH

Hmm shitty tennis sock anyone?????

Luckily this is not my dog so i did not have to do any pulling! Was the neighbours dog!!

Years ago we had a Yorkshire terrier and she always had a poo stuck on her bum whenever she'd been for a poo. So she often needed cleaning up afterwards, (nice).

One day she had a particularly stubborn piece of poo that I couldn't clean off and so I pulled it and a piece of rope about 1 foot long came out of her bum. I couldn't believe it, especially as the rope was longer than she was! Poor thing.

Not one of my nicer dog memories

See, this is where dog bums get you. Bleurgh.

QOD, it took me about 4 reads of your post to realise that you didn't mean a tie like a man wears with a suit. LOL, I was trying to figure out how the heck you knew it had come out of a bin bag., Then I realised you meant the yellow plastic tie from the top of a bin bag.

at pulling anything from an animals arse.

Our cat once did a poo that consisted of a series of little round turds that were joined together by that sparkly Xmas decoration stuff (lametta?).

Very festive

at festive poos! Our cat once left a wriggly worm on the corner of the coffee table after wiping her arse on it.

at most but PMSL at Norbert's 'festive'

NorbertDentressAngel: That is what is called the Poo Necklace.

ewwww pulling stockings out of a dog's bum sounds like some gross magic trick