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monster has disgraced his self

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Blondeshavemorefun · 12/08/2009 23:35

most of you know that our monster 10.5 stone puppy is rather fond of stealing organic pork/venison sausages/cheese

and has licked up baby sick etc off floor (quite helpful )

today he ate ...........

SHIT

yes he ate a pooey nappy that must have fallen from bin in garden and had poo smeared round his chops

and let me tell you his breath wasnt that great this morning and this evening he stunk!!!!

thank god, im not going to see him for 21 days - hopefully he would have been to see his lady in the van (portable poodle parlour) who will brush his teeth!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 15/08/2009 14:50

i know what you mean - me too

well we have each other - and least you get to keep jon to yourself

must admit my email on here is not my normal one but a blondie one iyswim

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KingCanuteIAmAndTheDMCanFOff · 15/08/2009 15:00

Mine is not my normal either, I suspect bellas was not either but that doesn't matter really does it?

I don't want Jon to myself - I want 1980/90s Jon only, I don't want him all middle aged - bella is welcome to that

[pouts]

[spits out dummy]

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/08/2009 15:13

true

well she will be able to look on here and see that we miss her and sure she will get in contact with you/me/us

bella will be back, maybe under a diff name, but she will be back

think i should chnage my name to dm something?

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KingCanuteIAmAndTheDMCanFOff · 15/08/2009 15:26

Argh, I am just annoyed, I am annoyed that someone who posts here has done this in the first place, annoyed that HQ haven't stamped on it with jack boots and annoyed that 50% of the people I actually liked on here have left because of it.

I am also annoyed as I suspect I am going to have to leave too - I am happy to give HQ the opportunity to put an end to it but if they don't then I do not want to be posting on a forum that has weekly columns in the daily mail FFS - regardless of wether they put me in it or not!

How about BlondesHaveMoreFunWithoutDailyMailInvolvement....

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/08/2009 15:44

thats prob a good name [smaile]

was never any good at name chnaging yo 10.5stone dog and mr blondes

found bellas remark and leaving

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KingCanuteIAmAndTheDMCanFOff · 15/08/2009 15:48

Ah... I think bella may have ended with a bit of hot water... I am not sure how much I can say though

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/08/2009 15:49

yes i gatheredthat

i am reading - takes time tho

just got to the bit she says goodbye to us though

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KingCanuteIAmAndTheDMCanFOff · 15/08/2009 15:59

It went from there, under different names though - HQ won't let her re-register now, even under different details

For some reason it makes me feel a bit more settled that Bella went out with a bang as it were - it just feels right somehow

Having said that I would still like to keep in contact with her in some way if possible.

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/08/2009 16:13

ditto

but apart from me putting my email on here for her to see then she cant

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KingCanuteIAmAndTheDMCanFOff · 15/08/2009 16:16

well CAT me and i will pass it on to her?

Sorry, she has messaged me now her email addy from here is up and running now so if you already have it you can use it, if not CAT me and I will pass it along.

KingCanuteIAmAndTheDMCanFOff · 15/08/2009 16:24

Lol - I have jsut sent you a CAT but I got distracted so it is complete gobbeldigook

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/08/2009 16:25

no cat here yet

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KingCanuteIAmAndTheDMCanFOff · 15/08/2009 16:31

It takes a while, it has to go through HQ -- and I expect they are a bit busy today!

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/08/2009 16:36

yes justine is prob up to her eyes in it

will await it with baitd breath

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KingCanuteIAmAndTheDMCanFOff · 15/08/2009 16:45

lol, you will be lucky if you can read it - I pressed send and then read it whilst I was waiting for the page to load - it was all too late to do anything!

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/08/2009 17:23

WELL SEND ANOTHER ONE THEN!!!!

PMSL & ROFLMFAO

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KingCanuteIAmAndTheDMCanFOff · 15/08/2009 17:25

Lol, nah, you can just ignore the text and reply to the email addy, just ignore my rubbish

I think HQ would not appreciate duplicates because I cannot concentrate right now!

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/08/2009 17:26

tell you what

i will send one to you then

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KingCanuteIAmAndTheDMCanFOff · 15/08/2009 17:33

I am a bit torn... do I get to feel cross with HQ for kicking Bella out, is it my place? I think it is... and I am cross, I can't see anything that she has done that warrents being made to leave - although maybe there were other names I don't know about?

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/08/2009 17:37

i didnt think mn kicked her out - she left of her own free will - and was a bit rude to justine as well - or so others posters thought

but 2shoes also left

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LaurieFairyCake · 15/08/2009 17:44

2shoes is still here - she has just posted on another thread

KingCanuteIAmAndTheDMCanFOff · 15/08/2009 17:44

I know she left herself - but they won't let her back in now

Welllll, yes a bit strong to justine, but she was just putting across her own (strong) POV IYSWIM.

Tis sad about 2shoes too.

Argh. Angry.

KingCanuteIAmAndTheDMCanFOff · 15/08/2009 17:45

Oh that is good laurie, thanks

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/08/2009 17:49

what happened to freedom of speech?

thanks laurie

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