meat gone missing again ......

[Blondeshavemorefun]

thought i was going mad .....

i was sure i had seen some sausages on the draining board this morning

after tea they had dissapeered

i texted db to ask if he had taken out sausages

he texted back yes

i replied erm .... think they have vanished - and prob into monsters tummy

db not impressed

least woofa had good taste - they were venison sauasages

db now has filled pasta for tea

i learnt all i know from you

Laters. I have to go sit astride a large beast now...

Dressage of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and did you win?

i might charge friends to sit astride my beast tomorrow

Not competing - just for fun.

What are you talking about? Mr Blonde, Woofa or a horsey beast?

friends ARE NOT allowed to sit on mr blonde - hes all mine

dc1 rides (does it once a week) so she has learnt to get her leg over

meant the beast - i have a summer party at work today , with 35 children coming - he could give pony doggy rides

sure he would love to pull a cart - its in his blood!!

thank god it is sunny today!!

woofa is going to be caged for the event - i cant risk him attempting to shag a child (tho has been better recently)

Oh, poor Blondie: 35 little critters coming to play HUGS

You have to get Woofa a cart. You are denying him his natural instincts if you don't. And it's a lot more acceptable than his other natural instincts

See - this could be you:

here

it looks just like me

party went very well - was glorious sunshine (thank god) and once 1/2 of guests went about 4pm - i let woofa out to play with the others

and tbh he was VERY well behaved - no shagging or attempted shagging!!!!

Well done, Woofa.

Have you given him a 'I didn't shag the children sticker'?

You do realise, oh blonde one, we can talk about KC now that she is off on hols?

n o -but did give him a small treat of cheeses

hmmmmmmm kc is away - what shall we say?

hmmm... her hairy hands or her questionable taste in men?

So much material to work with - we may be spoiled for choice I fear

def strange taste in men .....

as do you ......

You have no taste, young lady.

Except when it comes to Mr Blonde, of course

How's the Woofa doing? And did you ever get another hammy?

mr blondes is rather tasty isnt he

we have been together forever and he is my true love of my life

anyway, enough of slobber

i get enough of that from woofa

he is fine, behaving himself, though he did eat the oven glove and a newspaper last weekend (db didnt shut cage door properly last sat night)

mb came down to kitcen to find dog sick everywhere,so made db clean it up

and yes have new hammy- called Mr Hat - aitch (h) for short - hes a cutie - short haired golden male (as i always get)

hows life in bellaland?

Aww - that's really nice about you & Mr B

Welcome, Aitch. Prepare to be pampered as no other hammy has ever been pampered before

Life's pretty cool in Bellaland, ta very much. Mr Bella & I just watched one of my fave ever films - The Truth about Cats & Dogs. Have you seen it?

Yep Mr Hat (Hitch) and Mr Garrison (Gary) are being very pampered!!

How long have you and Mr B been together?

No havent seen truth about cats/dogs

Im more of a sream horror chick flick girlie

umm...12 years I think.

I was very young, of course

He'd been around the block a few times and taught poor impressionable Bella a thing or two - he still does

12 years - blondie beats you!!!

i also was very young and mr blondes taught me him

Aitch has settled in well and loves his fruit/nut sticks

Are you high school sweethearts then? Aww - that's really nice.

kind of

we met just before i was 19

though certainly had my share of men fun before i met dh