Would like to meet...

[10stonedog]

...female dog.

That's it really.

Here's hoping

..I don't even mind if she's a real bitch

actually blondie hopes he doesnt - unless a big dog/bitch - or else there may be internal damage if he gets his way!!!

who me shine?

wheres the link?

aww - you said i was a lovely lovely lady

and so are you shine, and bella, and king etc .....

cant beleive people got snotty over not being named

Aw, girls - I love you all!

And that's not just the glass of rose talking, honest!

more like the bottle knowing you bella

Did you manage to find the green envelope that the pigeon dropped in the blue jelly yesterday. shiney?

pmsl - I am gonna find that Quorn thread tomorrow, you crazy crazy bipolar woman, you.

Right, off to beedy byes. (gonna leave that typo cos it's not bad).

and I tell you ladies, if I pull back the duvet and find old Jon Bon Jovi boy in there again, with a stonking great erection - again - well, there's no telling what I shall do!!!!!

Night all

pot - kettle.

Need I say more?

tbh i tend to stay away from those threads

its a bit like being back at school

many posters on here are funny, some a right pain and some helpful