Hi Mum
Just wanted to pass on a message from our Jimmy. He's doing great. On a great big fecking wheel all day, before tucking into organic Chantenay carrots and washing it down with the old Nectar malarkey.
I too am having a brill time. Once I had 'passed' (through the brute's intestine) it was all hunky dory. I have the biggest pirate ship to swim through, and the water really is lovely.
Got a really good view from up here too, so I can keep tabs on all you do I really do think it was a bit greedy to go back for a second slice of cheesecake from the fridge last night, and you know underpants should be changed daily (not just turned inside out), but I'm glad you and Dad are still having lots of noisy bumpy cuddles.
Right, must go now. A pod of dolphins have just popped round to play.
Take care, Mum. Love ya!
Colin xxx