my cats are MURDERERS atm

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4 birds in two days. I am not at all keen on birds tbh but the mum black bird is all in a flap and squawing madly.

i never knew the cats had it in them tbh

Didn't think ours did, but killed a black bird yesterday. Didn't even bother to eat it, just shook it a bit then looked dead pleased with herself.

yes black birds are the taste de jour here too

well done those cats. Nice to know if there's a complete breakdown of civil society and zombies invade or something your cats will be OK - even as you starve...

Ours had a bird yesterday. Strange really, as her taste is usually amphibians (frogs)and reptiles (sloworms)

Remember to praise your cat and give them lots of fuss. They see you as the head cat and if you are cross with them they will bring more and more into the house to try to please you.

I feel for you. Our seven month old kittens are now seasoned killing machines - and worryingly, after honing their skills on numerous birds they seem to be stalking the neighbour's guinea pig now.

My blardy cat has had about 5 over the past few weeks. She kills them then throws them around, sniffs them, licks them, sits on them and generally behaves in far too much of an "I am such a fabulous hunter" way for my liking.

I taught my little sister basic anatomy with the help of an especially neatly disembowelled mouse donated by our cats... (NOT that I was a swot or anything* but you know, the opportunity seemed too good to miss.)

• this may be a bit of a fib.

I loathe cats (we have three) and I particularly loathe them when they go on killing sprees - as now.

But they have got new and hopefully temporary names

First Murderer
Second Murderer
Third Murderer

Ours are on a killing spree ay the moment, they have 3 bells each on at the moment and fingers crossed no dead deposits today. I did save a very little shrew last night/

I've tried the multiple-bell strategy before but it didn't work, dcat still caught innocent creatures. He doesn't always kill them though. Last year he brought in several lizards, slow-worms and even a grass snake, an released them indoors which I didn't appreciate!

The other day my mum was babysitting and she was out in my garden drinking a cup of tea. Dcat came round the side of the house purring and generally being as cute as poss. Suddenly mum noticed a wing sticking out of his mouth but when she tried to look he ran off. He took refuge under the trampoline and lay there growling but mum grabbed his tail, making him open his mouth and a little bird flew away unscathed! I bet it was the most relieved little bird ever.

depinlaundry good to know someone elses cat has exclusive tastes!!
I think we have had about 5 over the last 2 years.

they think they are toys, they dont mean to kill them they are playing.

my cat has just left a bird on the lawn for my dog to go and chew......yuk yuk yuk! she ate its head!! (and i nearly saw my sunday lunch again)

i take it back my cat killed our hamster!!

Sorry about the hamster!

My Dcat nigh on nearly killed her first born baby...and mutitalted her second born too!
The first born was in such a bad way as she had been chewed so we put her to sleep.
Second born is still with us...minus a tail