he masturbated on my floor!

[hollyandnoah]

My dog, the snoring one, just wanked on my floor!!! First time i've ever seen this! I am shocked! Why? Anyone know? He is almost 5 and not nuetered. Ahhh he was like.. thrusting air with a BIG HUGE willy (never seen that before either). he is a king charles spaniel.

Urgh. get him to a vet, pronto. get him done.

Our Springer used to get all his bedding in a heap and hump it. Thrusting air sounds a bit unsatisfactory

lol yeh, i cant imagine it being all that satisfying!! i put him in the kitchen and letf him to it :| i defo think he will be getting done !!

we have a rottiweiller you often has his er lipstick out and thrust away at nothingness ... although we have jst got a bitch pup and having to keep them seprate till he's done poor thing he keeps trying jump her she's only 7mnths

aww, lol he'd flatten her! Is she a rottweiler too?