another £60 spent on fabio

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at vets antother bite on his flanks

yes he GROWLED today it hurt so much

Do you have pet insurance? And has he had his bollocks chopped off yet? I can't remember if you said he has

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Things iz bad in da hood.
Shizzle.

how bad is bad?

oh he is ok

confined to barracks again

does he have an attractive lampsahde on is head?

not this time
he is trying to get out
has now given up and is tippign off on pain killers

I am imprisoned.

And that's the first thing that happens to you in jail, they get you hooked on drugs.

This time tomorrow I'll be someone's bitch.

I wish I hadn't converted Tom Dick and Harry to an underground palace now.

Ooooh like woowwww, the colours, maaaannn....

My two just cost me £105.00.

inoculations.

Do your's still do the jumping along on their side thing?

mine does, its very cool to watch. Who needs TV?

Argh don't mention fecking kittens.

My wonderfully annoying bastard next door neighbours' spawn of the devil children have just broken our fence for the second time trying to get to the kittens, which would be great if their wonderful sadist father hadn't come round bragging telling us how his greyhound had 'torn cats to pieces' before

Oh no. how old are the rotten little children?

Erm, school age I think one is in either reception or year 1, the other year 1 or 2.

so no where near 10 then?

The very eldest is probably older than ten, but he only pisses us off talks to uswhilst fucking around on his bike on our drive next to the car in the street.