What random nicknames do you have for your pets?

[Littletinytarzanswingingfromanosehair]

What are your random nicknames for your pets?
I have a dog called Duncan but his nicknames are bizarre and I don't know how I just started saying them!? Some of his names are;
*The Dunkmeister3000
*Choo-choo banooski
*Mr panini
*Beefy (because his ears smell like Bovril)

Like how? How do they come about 😂

@Littletinytarzanswingingfromanosehair love your nicknames!!! 😁
I have 3 mad moggies....
Mainly they get called by their name.
However.... bonnie is also known as bonita senoritas beautiful girl 🤣🤣
Cookie is miss beautiful 😍
And last but not least.... Whisper who is mr squeaker 🤣🤣 cat tax paid....😍

Rex
Rexy
Monster
Monster Munch
Monkey
Silly Billy
Scrounger

Albie (dog) is smalbaloud
Wispa (cat) is malcolm as his miaow sounds like maaaalc
Spud (cat) spuddles
Jinx (cat) hrmmmm

Stinky
Dopey
Funny bunny

My lovely tortoise shell mog is called Madeline, or Maddy Cat-at-tee or Maddy waddy doo dah 🥰

We call my cat Gary “fatty fatty bum bum” and “Mr Eeepies” because he’s nearly always asleep somewhere. He’s on a diet from this week after being fat shamed at the vet yesterday. Oops.

Our dog is Wormaleen (to rhyme with Germolene) she has never had worms - nor does her actual name bear any resemblance to Worm.
Her tail was once looking a bit ‘ratty’ so we called her worm tail which turned into worms / wormy / worm - now wormaleen.

Hairy boy.
Fur man.
The boy.
Bitey John.
Nibbley McGee.
Robbie Johnson.
Shitter 3000

His name is bob and he bites if you can’t tell 😂

Brigadier Trubshaw
Pongo Snodgrass
These are for our male Irish Terrier!

Bunny, mabeline, bun bun, princess, mrs rabbit...

Love all these nicknames 😄. Fab thread

DDog has several
Pigeon - dp came up with that one and it’s stuck
sugar plum fairy
darling
sweetie pie

The fine feline.
baz,Bazlet, buzzy bazston, the professionals, fluffy fluffkin furry muffkin, cat o’t’house,

My dear boy Winston was winniefred, his old minder used to call him winnie and I added the fred :) miss him!

Forgot, Fatty Arbuckles , because he put on a few pounds. My (young adult) dc tells me off for catching him.

Fat boy (cat - he isn't overweight, not sure why I started calling him it but it's stuck)

Theo and Simon - Trevor and Simon, treebour and miman , oh Simon bin Larden

Ben is Fat Ben

Alvin was always Bob?!

Bernard is nernard

Sammy Spammy

Bonnie boo

Moss is known as Dinodoor on account of his size at 11 mths old!

Treeevor and Miman

Alvin

Fat Ben

Dinodoor Moss

I haven't yet gone beyond Charlie-Barlie and Darling for my little Pomapoo Charlie, but we had a cat Timothy who got called Timmy, Tims, Timpot, Timiny, Timboline.and best of all (I thought) Timbo. I was once discussing pet names with a class of left-leaning students, and they were particularly outraged that anyone would call a dog Blackthorn, and that ours had the nn Timboline.

Poodledoodledoo; she has absolutely no poodle in her at all.

Capitan Cabbagio; his breath honks.

"the professionals" actually had me howling. Haha