bloody hell

[saff]

i have just come back from shopping and bloody dog has got in fridge (one of my teens cant of shut door properly) she has had half raw chicken all dh ham and then shit all over floor just like to say ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thats better

find one of teens and get them to clear it up . What sort of dog is she ,will keep an eye out for her on dogpages 'new home wanted'!!

How about my mums approach to us when we were teens who kept leaving the door of the freezer open - a stick on hook on the door on the edge where it opens, and one on the side of the freezer round the corner as it were next to it, an elastic band between the two that has to be replaced each time door is opened.

Of course in your case you could blame the clever dog for the need to get this band put there to stop the dog being so clever as to open the door.....!