What have been your pets dumbest injuries?

[Lockdowner35]

We know pets can be dumb , but what have been their dumb injuries?

A visitor to my mum brought a bag of knitted ducks, stuffed with polystyrene (taking them elsewhere). She left them on the floor and the dog ate them all. Turns out there was a Cadbury’s cream egg inside each one. But he ate it all to get to the chocolate. His intestines had to be operated on and emptied. He seemed fine, but for a year afterwards he was regularly sick until he had to be put to sleep. All because of some knitted ducks.