Update on my dog's testicles.......

[HuwEdwards]

Vet prescribed Fucidin Gel - to be applied
twice daily.

DP asked where he could find a paintbrush and 3ft long pole...

oh this has to be the loveliest thread title of the month

my dp diagnosed him correctly long distance then!

rofl ahh bless him, that will be fun trying to apply it

so the answer to your original thread is "No, you won't have to touch your dog's testicles but your dh will" PMSL

do you have a 3ft pole or is dh going to try and persuade the dog to cooperate but demonstrating on himself

Ten foot pole for Mr Huw

NOA, yes, you were right. TBH, I'm not sure who enjoyed the 1st application more, my dog or the vet - who seemed far too jolly about the whole thing for my liking.

DDs looked on in complete bemusement..

Now, just need to persuade DP about tonight's application.

Can I nominate this thread title for Quote of the Month?

The Mutts Nuts

I was holding his head - the dog's not the vet's and he had this very serene glazed look on his face......(again the dog not the vet)

I am laughing but in a cringy way

You - with that 'drippy' fucidin gel trying to smear it on the blotchy dogs wobblers whilst your girls look on in fear!

Fio - sorry, to answer your question it's eczema - never mentioned him wearing socks on his nads tho - that was obviously vicious lie

at Califrau

A phrase is coming to mind

'The Dog's Bollox'

Huw, you should have cut to the chase and called your thread that!!

Update appreciated

MP, am from the Midlands - am far too posh to write Dog's bollox

pointydog, does reading this make you wince?

Wince?! Giving me slightly pleasurable stirrings