I think I may have mixed up my mooncup and my chinchilla, I am so upset

[FermeLaBouche]

Help!

heh

Yeah Yeah Whatever!

What will my dd say? She is due home from school soon and she will be devastated.

Yeah Yeah Whatever!

{{whispers}}}
Its a sunday, no school on a sunday!!!

thats actually quite funny

greeny???

greeny, you've done that one now. she'll cry in the loo for a bit, then it'll be fine

not again!

ok, i will humour you....

omg. poor you, you must feel so guilty. cant you get another one before she notices? does the chinchilla live in the bathroom?
is it still moving?

no not greeny! i'm not even a regular, just an occasional poster so don't think you'd even guess who I am in a million years!

did you not notice the fur as you inserted it?

shut your gob rhubarb

well, it felt no different than usual really.

not rhubarb!

can you feel a rummaging in your fanjo? Any sqeaking? Does a chinchilla have a tail? Can you pull it?

no, that's a tampon quootie

Have you inserted the chinchilla where the sun don't shine, or have you skinned the mooncup to make an attractive hat? Or both?

If the mooncup, at least said hat will be waterproof. If the former, I suggest yanking it out pronto. I'm sure it'll be fine.

Give yourself up!
We've all been here before!

haven't seen soupy for a while, but soupy is a pillar of mn society so cant be her....?

allie dies of boredom

Can you see this poking out?

pmsl laughing a quootie,

dont die allie...

LOL Quootiepie!!