So, this happened
I offered to rehome him if he wasn't claimed (well, a celebrity tortoise, how awesome is that?)..but his rightful owner tracked him down and We Are All Being Glad About That.
However, the SSPCA called to say they have three Hermann's tortoises needing homes...so, we are going to get one tomorrow. Squee!
We've got a makeshift tortoise table (it's a big plastic tray thing with 50:50 compost and sand that's been drying out and warming up in the house for a week) and will get the lights tomorrow en route to choose a tortie.
We've got a big, enclosed garden with lots of weeds grass, and will get a run to keep him safe from the visiting sparrowhawk. I saw a very clever tortie house for outside with a perspex roof so he can use the sun to warm up if outside. Clever.
I'm so excited. Anyone that's a child of Blue Peter will understand.
Now. Our nearly-nine-naturalist is getting way ahead of herself and would like to breed tortoises - anyone know how old a hermann's tortoise needs to be? There's one two year old male and two one year old males - I'm guessing htey don't become sexually mature utnil they are about 5?
I know we'd need an incubator and whatnot. Actually, we'd need a female hermann's too, come to think of it.
Nearly-Nine will content herself with breeding our budgies in the spring. She's quite the little animal husbandry obsessive.
Tortoise.
Squeeeeeeeeee!