What should dds call their fish?

[SPARKLER1]

spongebobtank

Ok so I started a thread for it...couldn't resist it.

Grill-it and and Fry-up

bill n ben

dumb n dumber

dead n deader

Belly-up and Floater

Pike and Piranna
Cat and Dog

Phil and Grant

Nice and Crispy ?

Crisp and Dry

Cistern and Flush

Tom and Jerry

Wheely and Bin

(cruel enough for you )

Do you have no heart?

OK then !!

Love and Kisses
Hugs and Cuddles
Slap and Tickle
Gin and Tonic
Salt and Pepper
Yugo and Meego
Pat and Jess

shall I go on ?

sponge bob tank? Naming fish? okaaay!

nemo and dory

Do you really want airy fairy names like Bubble and Squeak though

Top 'n' Tail

kelly - see you found it all a bit odd - but you just couldn't quite stop yourself from joining in could you? LOL!

I have one last cruel one to add

Drain and Pipe

Findus and Birdseye?

No hang on....

U and Bend, lol!

You can tell me to pee off now

Open and Closed - as in the Q they ask you in f&c shops.?

PMSL - just noticed my How to cook fish thread is above this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!