Oh, go on, you know you want to. I've had a crap couple of weeks, lost my purse and all my shopping money, followed by being bitten by a mozzie whilst doing a sponsored walk for dog rescue - the bite has turned infected on an already surgery-damaged arm and now I'm on industrial strength antibiotics - and today I found that the £250 worth of oil I'd had delivered for my house's heating/hot water tank a month ago has all gone, seemingly leaked from the tank.
I NEED A BREAK AND SOME GOOD LUCK!
So, who fancies voting for my long haired champagne coloured German Shepherd called Fish in this competition then?
Or, if you prefer you can vote for my soppy, dozy 3 year old black and tan German Shepherd, who is here.
And if you felt really kind you could pass it on and add it to your Facebook page.
Thank you from a very fed up and impoverished Val.