One of the dogs (Connie) ended up needing to go in to have some stitches today for a cut to her leg that occurred during one of the fights between the dogs. It came to almost £300 and involved a day at the vets for her.
I took the other dogs all out for their walks when we got back from the vets, one by one, so was out for quite a while, in the pouring rain, so came back home like a drowned rat. Had a shower, got PJ's on, sat down with a coffee...
No Connie in sight, so I asked my husband where she was. Apparently shut in the dining room...
Got her out to see she didn't have her collar on...
upon further inspection, I could see she had chewed/licked all but one of her stitches out...

Honestly, WHAT was my husband thinking?! Did he think the vet gave us said collar for a laugh?! I am absolutely furious. Apprently I didn't tell him what to do. No, I didn't, because I assumed he could exercise some initiative for once. We're not going to look like total morons taking her back to the vets tomorrow to get stitched again, are we?! We decided to claim in the insurance for today, but I don't think they pay out for owner stupididty, do they?! 
My sense of humour has left the building...