I am almost not joking either! I am currently breastfeeding my 8mth. This is the scenario, which is typical of her atm. cat: <whispers> meeeeeeew <slinks onto the bed, up to me, nuzzles at DS's head and nudges my hand> me: hello cat <quick stroke, then move her head away> cat: <puts head back and nudges my hand> me: >pushes away> cat: slinks back, nudges my hand which is hidden under DS head> me: go away please <pushes away a bit more forcefully Cat: <slinks back, on her tummy, like an SAS cat, nuzzles, nuzzles, nibbles> me: leave me alone!!!!! <pushes away> cat: <slinks back> she thinks I can't see her or something, the way she sculks back to me me: FUUUUUUUK OOOOOOOOOOOOF! cat.....you know what happens... <aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh>