Radio 5 Midday News today told the nation...

[ISawMumiKissingSantaClaus]

...that tonight, the moon will be 14% bigger

I could excuse the presenter, but to have an astronomer reiterate it straight afterwards nearly made me get up out of my bath to call in!

The moon has monthly cycles too, it is entitled to a fat day just like me or anyone else!

Very good Wizzcarol.

lol at fat days for the moon!

does it suffer from pmt as well?

Suffereing from water retention.

Grin at Wizzcarol.

It will be fat and it will be out if it goddam chooses too

Does the moon's "fat days" coincide with mine then.