In preparation for the festive season

[bleurgh]

Gift is not a verb

it's a noun I say it's a NOUN

Arrgghhhhhh, grrr and other exclamations of disgust. The OED lists it as both verb and noun. I hope you appreciate the effort I have taken, in gifting you this information

Disgust at the OED, not Bleurgh.

oh please no
I've had this before with impact

ignorami