a joke for pedants

[BeCool]

Q: How do you console someone with
bad grammar skills?

A: There, their, they're.

Sorry, neil, the dots were just a lame attempt to create a pause to build suspense for my terrible punchline.

They're reading section S of the dictionary so they're up to "something" - the entry for something in the dictionary. And that's that joke killed.

I’ before ‘E,’ except after C. Weird.

Giggle.

Ho,Hoe,Heau

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the ends of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Poor grammar skills rather than bad grammar skills, surely?

You should only put a question mark at the end of a question, BOF.

I believe I may be allowed, in this instance ...