Does this win the award for email of the Week?

[QueenOfToast]

I love this email that arrived yesterday from a qualified solicitor seeking employment with my husband's firm.

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Dear Sir/ Madam,

I am seeking a career in a progressive organization that promises growth and learning. In lieu of that I would like to apply for a suitable position in your organization.
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Any suggestions for replies would be appreciated.

Dear Sir /Madam

We are looking for an intelligent and astute solicitor, with plenty of common sense. In lieu of that, you'll do.

Brilliant. What on earth can he/she have been thinking??!

i love it!!!!!

In lieu of a job offer, you will recieve a sarcastic email reply. Oh look, here it is.

( I misspelled receive in Pendants corner! Please don't shoot!)

I like AndWhenYouGetThere's reply.

Bit worrying - I would have thought a solicitor should be a little better with words than that!