Grammar Police Sanctuary grand opening!! All are welcome!

[Pleb1969]

Purely out of the kindness of my heart, I am hereby opening a safe haven for those who develop a facial tic at some posts on MN. You may have noticed that I am deliberately NOT USING PARAGRAPHS in my post. I am also going to Randomly use Capitals in my sentence, spell something incorrectly and use a correct spelling in the wrong context. Just to give you something to get your teeth into. Feel free to post, whether you may be a member of the GP, or a poster who has inadvertantly suffered there wrath.... (did you see what I did their?)

All these post's and not one randomly apostrophised plural, I'm disappointed

All these post's and not one randomly apostrophised plural, I'm disappointed

Thats' becuase your now in pedants' corner caughtinanet

Ouch, this is hurting my eyes.

tee hee!

oh wow, this has just popped up on the most active bit on the right - another one to cross off the 'things to do before I die' list!

Can we do grammer policework with the approved passive aggressive smiley in the sanctuary?
It's not safe outside.

Sanctuary much.

Should OF been Grammer, yes.

I could OF mentioned how popular 'his self' is as a turn of phrase on MN lately.

But I never notice any grocers apostrophe's.

I get so bored of reading threats like thi's when I'm sat sitting on my laptop. it make's me want to get off of it!

Is a seperate thread needed?

I'm going to have a quiet little sit down in here after a run-in at work with the woman who insists 'liaise' is spelled 'liase'. I was very restrained.

(I have to admit though that on here and twitter/fb/other chat type things I am a very lazy typer and will miss capitals and suchlike)

I have a Toshiba T130 and the keyboard is crap, it sort of 'bounces' and the 'm' always seems to not work unles you jab it really hard. That's y excuse and I a bloo ing well sticking to it!

Bookmarking too to.