30th birthday party at soft play in London

[tigger15]

I'm going to be 30 (rather too soon) and my latest idea for a fun and different party is soft play for adults only. Does anyone know a soft play that will let you hire it in the evening somewhere near NW London or Herts?

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

god
really??
please don't

no no no! look, try this instead.

I wouldn't care if you did find one which would let you hire it out in the evening, I wouldn't go. It's bad enough having to endure soft play with your children, being asked to attend an adult party there would bring me out in hives.

I cannot imagine anything worse

But I like going on the slides and things and think it would be even better if I wasn't having to run after a very fast ds who is continually trying to show me just how much faster he is than me .

Thanks for the link Ruddynorah but it looks a bit too athletic for my tastes!