OMG, have been away for the weekend and have left all my erm adult toys in thhe room

[singyswife]

Got home and realised that I have left ALL of my adult toys in the bedside cabinet of the hotel room. Was going to go back for them but cannnot face them. have emailed them to see if they can post it to me./ OMG

I should addd the dh was being kind taking them all as I have hadd pretty much continuos bleeding so some sex things are out of thhe question so he was bringing all these thhings to make me happy.

yes, grossly TMI.

Hotel staff are well-used to finding interesting stuff lying around. You did, er clean them after use?

Sorry but PMSL. You could have said in the email that you are a confrontational modern cutting edge artist and they are part of your ongoing installation to be seen next to Tracy Emin's shitty pants at a gallery some time soon...

Are you going to have a party/celebration to mark the ocassion ?!

I didnt think of telling them it was an art thing. An sorry for TMI was just in shock that it had happened and wasnt thinking about what I was writing. Sorry

dont be sorry singywife, people are just pissy!
LMAO at you leaving them there - and there is no such thing as tmi in my cyberworld!

Thank you. But I really should have thought about what I was putting. There are peoople out there who dont need to know this stuff,

but then they can just say ugh and click off the story, like I do, not make you feel bad!

Okay I appreciate that it was too much information but I was just so shocked by what I had done that I forgot where I was writing.

They have emailed back and have said they will post them back to me. No mention was made of what the items were.