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What's the worst kids birthday party you have been to

8 replies

Catsbumface1 · 12/09/2026 18:04

Luckily I have had the misfortune of being at a bad kids birthday party but I am curious to what one is like. So please bring your story's of bad kids birthday party's.

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stillhiding1990 · 12/09/2026 18:11

Try harder

Whisperwaves · 12/09/2026 18:13

Mean thread.

timetowatch · 12/09/2026 18:14

At the birthday girls house. Children running amok and toys trampled underfoot, including new ones bought as birthday gifts. Mother furious.

I dislike it when parents decide to use the local park as a party venue thus making anyone else visiting the park feel like an imposter. Our council have banned them, although not sure how they’d uphold that.

Sotiredimightreallydie · 12/09/2026 18:15

This was one from 40 years ago, but the parents were both dentists. At the end of the party, they got the kids to line up, got a chair out, and gave them all an impromptu dental check up on the way out 😂.

seahorsessky · 12/09/2026 18:29

Sotiredimightreallydie · 12/09/2026 18:15

This was one from 40 years ago, but the parents were both dentists. At the end of the party, they got the kids to line up, got a chair out, and gave them all an impromptu dental check up on the way out 😂.

Doctor Wakefield did blood tests related to vaccines at his kid's party apparently-didn't he say he paid the guest kids a five each?

pkt3chgirl · 12/09/2026 19:13

Got invited to a birthday party for a child in my DD class. There was another child from their class and the rest was family. Birthday girl took an hour to come out from the start of the party because she was getting her hair done.

Aunt of the girl is cook a storming meal in the kitchen that is making my tummy rumble. Kid comes and they play party games. Family are in and hour of the kitchen helping themselves to food. Get offered some soup which was fabulous and I thanked the cook.

Cake comes out and we have to thank the lord for the blessing. It then turns into a full on house party with speakers blaring and a DJ and there is still
more food being cooked.

We made our excuses and left. Class age was 6

Franxi · 12/09/2026 19:16

Sotiredimightreallydie · 12/09/2026 18:15

This was one from 40 years ago, but the parents were both dentists. At the end of the party, they got the kids to line up, got a chair out, and gave them all an impromptu dental check up on the way out 😂.

That sounds amazing!! Saves taking time off school, free, and no waiting time! I need to make some dentists friends!!

Sotiredimightreallydie · 12/09/2026 19:37

Franxi · 12/09/2026 19:16

That sounds amazing!! Saves taking time off school, free, and no waiting time! I need to make some dentists friends!!

I'm not sure the kids agreed though 😂

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