English breakfast themed fancy dress

[Scaredmamma]

I have been invited to an event soon that is English breakfast themed so the idea is that people dress as items from an English breakfast such as beans, eggs, toast etc. my days of fancy dress are well and truly over. If it was something not so ‘out there’ I could have probably lived with finding something that isn’t too bold but with this theme I just can’t find anything apart from full on costumes.
can anyone help my find anything? I’m thinking something like a nice ish dress with pictures on and a headband or something like that rather than dressing as a slice of bacon.
thanks

How would you feel about pyjamas as a day outfit?!

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Love this bonkers theme!

Would you be happy wearing a baked bean T-shirt with jeans?

Or maybe a pink ombré dress could look quite baconny?

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/301297011028

Teacup print dress here

Bet you could get a teapot fascinator thing too!

https://joanieclothing.com/ciarra-70s-teacup-print-jersey-wrap-dress.html?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21140760379&gbraid=0AAAAACq8HUs-31Fk1clfTtL0ASMdfnYcA&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqNLh4ZS8jQMVWJRQBh36uxl_EAQYAiABEgLHtvD_BwE#136=30

Or this one if you’re a 6, 8 or 10

https://www.popsyclothing.co.uk/products/chaya-tea-cups-print-cotton-tired-hem-midi-dress?variant=43860802207894&cmp_id=17602826826&adg_id=&kwd=&device=m&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=17419537582&gbraid=0AAAAADK_-rWj1sJkyywfIOntrAA5PvBsd&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqNLh4ZS8jQMVWJRQBh36uxl_EAQYAyABEgKrm_D_BwE

(sorry about my horrible links, btw, MN never lets me do the neat ones!)

Madness! I’d definitely get those pyjamas.

Go naked and explain that you don't eat breakfast

Primark often seem to have pyjamas or dressing gowns etc with breakfast motifs on - would that be something you could do? You could deliberately smear mascara and not brush your hair and say you're dressed as a hangover

And then you don't have to have a dress you don't like cluttering up the wardrobe, because pyjamas/a dressing gown have practical use and who cares what they look like.

I actually wish I was going to this party 😆

Orange juice dress (literally; oranges).

https://www.asos.com/asos-design/asos-design-frill-sleeve-maxi-dress-in-orange-fruit-print/prd/207986346?_gl=1wgo9x_upMQ..gs*MQ..&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI9uyU35W8jQMV4ohQBh1NwjtjEAQYByABEgL_fPD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&gbraid=0AAAAADqFjODTH7zlFFBllAXUN3bK0wRN#ctaref-more%20colours%20swatches&featureref1-more%20colours%20swatches

Oh I completely forgot that I’ve got a teacup dress! I don’t think she will let me get away with this.

Tea is an integral part of an English breakfast. Wear the frock!

Carry some bacon and slap her with a rasher every time she comments negatively 😆

I’ve actually got a very similar dress ha ha!

You need the Sarah Lucas fried eggs tshirt and a level stare.

Ha ha 🤣

Ok this wins

The tea dress you have is great!

I can’t believe I forgot I have that 🤣

A mushroom hat with a white or pale outfit?

That teacup dress is fine.

Either of these??

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/306186456275

Your teacup dress is perfect!

Love these!

Make a necklace out of rectangles/triangles of toast to wear with your dress and there you have tea and toast. A breakfast staple I would think.

Wear red and say you’re a tomato.