It's my birthday & the bar's open...

[fortunecookie]

Yes, already! I'm having a mimosa. What would you like?

How boring of you. For shame! Could you give me a pressie at least?

Bloody hell A bit early for it?

But Happy Birthday! Fortunecookie!!

May I just have a coffee please & perhaps a slice of your cake?

Happy Birthday
I'll have a large g&t... lol

Yes it's a bit early but my mum's got double pneumonia, it's raining, dc are at school, dh at work so... I thought I would cheer myself up a little. I've had 3 so am stopping now.

Going to my friend's house for lunch; mortifying to turn up pissed!

How about the pressies? I'd love to see who can come up with the most original! Go on, let's have fun!