bad taste fancy dress ideas wanted.

[ksw100]

DH and I are going to a bad taste fancy dress party, need some ideas please.
We do have a couple of ideas, but nothing that either have thought brilliant.
FYI - I am not slim, so need nothing revealing!!!
Does anyone have any ideas?
Thank you.

I know someone who once went to such a party as a used tampon.

Gosh - how bad taste do you want to go?

I can just imagine walking into a room full of Hilters and Jimmy Savilles would kill my party mood a bit.

Could you make a sandwich board of a giant MP expense form for Duckponds etc and wear that over some black clothes?

Bet Lynch?

Shell suits and a bad perm?

Squashed frog! (Green and red!)