Burlesque Fancy dress piss up

[Panadbois]

Oh heck.
I can't go, can I? I'm 40, size 16, frumpy. It's not even in a function room, it's a pub crawl

The other ladies invited are not slim (hence the theme) and not particularly young either.

What to do?

Isn't it the point to have 'safety in numbers' so that no one feels self-conscious & you can let out your inner Dita von Teese?

There's an Ann Summers party in the birthday girls house first. Should we warn the town we're planning on invading?

Seriously though, I've looked at the costumes on Amazon. Won't I be cold?

Maybe I should repost in Style?

Heeeeelllllllpppp!

Is there a nearly-nudity topic? Style seems .. not right somehow.

[Grin]